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Old Wives Fables And Endless Genealogies.


"God created the universe, he took a tithe, the milky way.

God created the milky way, he took a tithe the galaxy, our galaxy.

God created the galaxy, he took a tithe our solar system. God created the solar system, he took a tithe planet earth.

God created planet earth, he took a tithe Isreal. God created Isreal, he took a tithe Jerusalem the city of David.

God created Jerusalem, he took a tithe the temple. God created the temple, he took a tithe the holies of holies

God created the holies of holies, he took a tithe the mercy seat.

God created all species of being, he took a tithe the family of God which is comprised of angels, the living and the dead in christ.

God created the family of God, he took a tithe Israel. God created Israel, he took a tithe Levi

God created humanity, he took a tithe the church

God created the church, he took a tithe the eldership. God created the eldership, he took a tithe the Apostles.

God created the church, he took a tithe the head of the church Christ.

Jesus Christ was a tithe carrying a tithe to the tithe the mercy seat "

I don't know if this is metaphysics or titheology 

But It's like everything in the world is a tithe finally.

Your salvation is a tithe, 
Your wife is a tithe, your kids are tithes, 

your parents are tithes, your Bae is a tithe, your Boo is a tithe, 

and even your brain is a tithe. So tithe it to your pastor and remain brainless! 

And Maybe the  scriptures are titheocentric after all. 

Therefore let us preach nothing but tithe and him crucified 

Or since God was always taking the tithe by himself, we also should take our tithe to ourselves. After all, as he is so are we in this world.

And after all we are a kingdom of kings and priests, and priests don't pay tithes. They take tithe! (That's smarter)

Except of course you believe your pastor is  a priest and you are not.
Then of course it means you have tithed your brain to your pastor

Selah!

Pastor Josiah Wordsmith.

Comments

  1. Unknown30 November 2017 at 01:02

    Lol.... You got my ribs all cracked up man.... Dear Son of God... It is well

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