The Parlour Of Humour And Health.

TO MAKE PASTOR AND THEIR SUPPORTERS HAPPY. 1)  Believe everything pastor says. 2)  If you have any doubts as to what pastor says, blame the devil.  3) Do not ask questions. 4) Do not allow any question to enter your mind. 5) Everything pastor says, or, does, is right. 6) Anybody that asks pastor questions, or, has doubts in his mind, about the words/actions of pastor, is a devil. 7) Pastor does, or, says something that is obviously wrong ? Pray for pastor. 8) Attend Church at least five (5) days a week. 9) Pay your tithe, vows, Seed, donations, etc, but don't expect any form of accountability ; pastor doesn't owe you, or, any member of the Church, the duty to be accountable. 10) Between your family and the Church, the church comes first. 11) Your pastor knows everything. 12) Your pastor is your spiritual head and covering, so you have no divine security/covering in whatever you do without his approval. 13) Seek your pas...

Ron Smith: The 23rd Deception A WOLF is my PASTOR; I am left in WANT. He maketh up LIES from OTHER pastures: he leadeth me beside POLLUTED waters: he DECEIVES my SOUL. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will NEVER discern it: for my PASTOR hides the TRUTH from me; with MOTIVATION and COMPLIMENTS he deludes me. He preaches FALSE DOCTRINE before me and UNITES me with my ENEMY; he declares "Favor!" over me; my EGO runneth over. Surely wealth and riches shall follow me all the days of my life: yet I will dwell in the LAKE of FIRE forever.

Olukayode Crown Tithing is spiritual corruption. It's a merchandising option. It's a poisoned portion. Tithing promises you a mansion But it lands you in confusion It is the father of frustration Tithing is spiritual slavery It is pure fakery Don't be deceived that it is bravery God does not want you to tithe There is no devourer that will bite Why don't you rest in Christ?

When you see the charade, shenanigans, abracadabra and hocus-pocus going on in the name of 'church' today, then you will understand why Jesus had to flog some people to reset their brains 😀. We're in dire need of such times of flogging and whipping to reset the brains of a lot of religious folks.

Someone wrote: A man was preaching vigorously on his unkillable immortality, then heard gunshots and ran from the platform, but it was a ring tone.

Someone wrote: "our YEAR of cross OVER to take OVER and pass OVER to pull OVER in order to fly OVER and do leg OVER" Nice RHYMES spiced up with charismatic curry, THYME and pepper!  It reminds of me of many nursery rhymes we know such as this👇; "one TWO, buckle my SHOE! three FOUR, knock at the DOOR! five SIX, pick up STICKS! seven EIGHT, lay them STRAIGHT! nine TEN, a big fat HEN!" I tell you folks, some nursery rhymes even makes realistic sense than some of these empty charismatic rhymes spiced up with curry and thyme, making many Christians to become full of HIGH EXPECTATIONS with NO ACTIONS; with a lazy mentality towards hard work and productivity because they've been "thymed" and "curryd" with some new year psyche rhymes! My dear, you better follow the nursery rhyme and BUCKLE YOUR SHOE and get to work!

As we have stepped into the new year, the early birds, who will be early enough to peddle this covetous gospel of going for early miracles, will catch the fattest, gullible worms. Go for early miracles by sowing early seeds and giving your firstfruit, in order to score early goals. GO FOR EARLY MIRACLE We can learn from football teams and their coaches- When winning a match is critical, *they go for early goal*.....They adopt this strategy for some reasons; (1). To weaken their opponent such that their opponent will tend to give up on them (2). To raise their hope that they will most likely win the match (battle) since they have started well In the same vein, you need to score early goal(s) against your enemy so that you can be further motivated as you journey through the year. Go for early miracle by exercising faith in God and doing the needful as you are inspired by God. Launch your God given arsenal from left, right and centre until you see the hand of God show up for y...