The Parlour Of Humour And Health.

When a so called spiritual papa claims the Bible says 'the difference is clear' & you're wondering which well he's been drinking from. Is he quoting from the book of 7up?

* Tips on how to become an eternal security peddler. 1. Try to put an end to moral challenges. 2. Battle/struggle with them for a while. 3. Give up. 4. Read John Calvin's books. 5. Blame and brand the messages of some preachers as religious teachings that make people feel bad/guilty when they commit sin. 6. Open a Facebook account. 7. Start peddling the false grace teaching. Bonus: Don’t forget to insult people that oppose you. Call them brainwashed legalistic babies.  Lastly, abide by the rules of the book of Hypergrace laws. Don't ever forget the first rule as contained in Section 1, subsection 1 which states "If your opponent confronts you with scriptural truths you cannot refute, delete the comment and block them." Now, you are good to go!!!

Today, I'll share a step-by-step procedure on how to produce the "Authorised Exegetical scriptures of hyper-grace": 1. Go to a bookstore and purchase a copy of the BIBLE. It contains 66 books. 2. Get a sharp knife and tear out the first 39 books. The Bible society made a mistake in combining the first 39 books to the remaining 27. 3. That's not all...The first four books of the remaining 27 namely: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are inappropriate. It is a continuation of those irrelevant 39. Remove them. 4. The book of Hebrews was written to the Jews. Revelations is a book of Symbols. Tear both out... 5. Remove the epistles of Jude, Peter and James. They were ignorant. They mixed law and grace. 6. Get a black marker and cancel out every conditional statement in the remaining epistles. 7. Confusion and Okokobioko is ready to be served HOT...  ~ Ochayi Phinehas.

Somebody was trying to be funny. He called me “error detector”. Just because I said we are exposing errors, NOT to shame leaders BUT to stop the people who think anything that DADDY G.O. says MUST be from God.  Well I replied the person - “Are you an error lover? Or an error eater? Or an error ingesting machine?” Because this is what so many people have become, in the name of respecting and honoring the man of God.  God is trying to release a lot of amazing truths, correct a lot of generational pulpit blunders in this end Time. We already know that knowledge shall increase in the last days. But many people are slow of heart to understand this end time TRUTH REVOLUTION. A lot of people are finding it so difficult to understand that this is the REVIVAL they have been praying for.  In fact, they are thinking those of us that God is using right now have become demon-possessed. Because God is seriously turning the tables of money changers. Sunday Akinbowale ...

"God created the universe, he took a tithe, the milky way. God created the milky way, he took a tithe the galaxy, our galaxy. God created the galaxy, he took a tithe our solar system. God created the solar system, he took a tithe planet earth. God created planet earth, he took a tithe Isreal. God created Isreal, he took a tithe Jerusalem the city of David. God created Jerusalem, he took a tithe the temple. God created the temple, he took a tithe the holies of holies God created the holies of holies, he took a tithe the mercy seat. God created all species of being, he took a tithe the family of God which is comprised of angels, the living and the dead in christ. God created the family of God, he took a tithe Israel. God created Israel, he took a tithe Levi God created humanity, he took a tithe the church God created the church, he took a tithe the eldership. God created the eldership, he took a tithe the Apostles. God created the church, h...

Acts 4 32  And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. 33  And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all. 34  Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold, 35  And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need. 2 Corinthians 8 13  For I mean not that other men be eased, and ye burdened: 14  But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality:  15  As it is written, He that had gathered much had nothing over; and he that had gathered ...

THE JANUARY SALARY OF MANY POOR PEOPLE WILL SOON BE EXTORTED AS FIRSTFRUITS! Do we need another COOL Daddy to help them? ~ Anonymous.

The latest/mega scam by false pastors or covetous preachers is called ALPHA & OMEGA OFFERING which they present as "Giving your January & December salaries to God". Believers, RECEIVE SENSE!

Guess what? Paul forgot to tell us that Christ didn't redeem us from the curse of tithing says the writer of African bible. 😂

THEY PUT THE PICTURE OF MARY IN THEIR CHURCH BUILDING YOU CALLED IT IDOL WORSHIP, WHAT ABOUT THE PICTURE OF YOUR G.O. 😂   #Repent. 

Sure, it’s fun to share a good laugh. But did you know it can actually improve your health? It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. As children, we used to laugh hundreds of times a day, but as adults life tends to be more serious and laughter more infrequent. By seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, though, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness—and even add years to your life. Why is laughter the sweetest medicine for mind and body? Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focu...

You hid the truth on tithe in the freezer for too long, daddy freeze came out to defreeze it & now you're no longer @ ease ~ Paulchrisen Okey Okereke.

Someone wrote: I wanted to go for jogging this morning but proverbs  28:1 says the wicked runs when no man is chasing them s o I stopped 😞😞😞