Today, I'll share a step-by-step procedure on how to produce the "Authorised Exegetical scriptures of hyper-grace": 1. Go to a bookstore and purchase a copy of the BIBLE. It contains 66 books. 2. Get a sharp knife and tear out the first 39 books. The Bible society made a mistake in combining the first 39 books to the remaining 27. 3. That's not all...The first four books of the remaining 27 namely: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are inappropriate. It is a continuation of those irrelevant 39. Remove them. 4. The book of Hebrews was written to the Jews. Revelations is a book of Symbols. Tear both out... 5. Remove the epistles of Jude, Peter and James. They were ignorant. They mixed law and grace. 6. Get a black marker and cancel out every conditional statement in the remaining epistles. 7. Confusion and Okokobioko is ready to be served HOT... ~ Ochayi Phinehas.
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