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HOW TO PRODUCE A HYPER-GRACE BIBLE...


Today, I'll share a step-by-step procedure on how to produce the "Authorised Exegetical scriptures of hyper-grace":
1. Go to a bookstore and purchase a copy of the BIBLE. It contains 66 books.
2. Get a sharp knife and tear out the first 39 books. The Bible society made a mistake in combining the first 39 books to the remaining 27.
3. That's not all...The first four books of the remaining 27 namely: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are inappropriate. It is a continuation of those irrelevant 39. Remove them.
4. The book of Hebrews was written to the Jews. Revelations is a book of Symbols. Tear both out...
5. Remove the epistles of Jude, Peter and James. They were ignorant. They mixed law and grace.
6. Get a black marker and cancel out every conditional statement in the remaining epistles.
7. Confusion and Okokobioko is ready to be served HOT...

 ~ Ochayi Phinehas.

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