The African Bible On Tithing.

The 23rd Psalm Of Self Deceit.

Ron Smith: The 23rd Deception A WOLF is my PASTOR; I am left in WANT. He maketh up LIES from OTHER pastures: he leadeth me beside POLLUTED waters: he DECEIVES my SOUL. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will NEVER discern it: for my PASTOR hides the TRUTH from me; with MOTIVATION and COMPLIMENTS he deludes me. He preaches FALSE DOCTRINE before me and UNITES me with my ENEMY; he declares "Favor!" over me; my EGO runneth over. Surely wealth and riches shall follow me all the days of my life: yet I will dwell in the LAKE of FIRE forever.

The Delusion Of Immortality In Mortality.

Someone wrote: A man was preaching vigorously on his unkillable immortality, then heard gunshots and ran from the platform, but it was a ring tone.

After Crossing Over To Take Over, What Next?

Someone wrote: "our YEAR of cross OVER to take OVER and pass OVER to pull OVER in order to fly OVER and do leg OVER" Nice RHYMES spiced up with charismatic curry, THYME and pepper! It reminds of me of many nursery rhymes we know such as this👇; "one TWO, buckle my SHOE! three FOUR, knock at the DOOR! five SIX, pick up STICKS! seven EIGHT, lay them STRAIGHT! nine TEN, a big fat HEN!" I tell you folks, some nursery rhymes even makes realistic sense than some of these empty charismatic rhymes spiced up with curry and thyme, making many Christians to become full of HIGH EXPECTATIONS with NO ACTIONS; with a lazy mentality towards hard work and productivity because they've been "thymed" and "curryd" with some new year psyche rhymes! My dear, you better follow the nursery rhyme and BUCKLE YOUR SHOE and get to work!

The Parlour Of Humour And Health.

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