The Parlour Of Humour And Health.

When you see the charade, shenanigans, abracadabra and hocus-pocus going on in the name of 'church' today, then you will understand why Jesus had to flog some people to reset their brains 😀. We're in dire need of such times of flogging and whipping to reset the brains of a lot of religious folks.

Someone wrote: A man was preaching vigorously on his unkillable immortality, then heard gunshots and ran from the platform, but it was a ring tone.

Someone wrote: "our YEAR of cross OVER to take OVER and pass OVER to pull OVER in order to fly OVER and do leg OVER" Nice RHYMES spiced up with charismatic curry, THYME and pepper!  It reminds of me of many nursery rhymes we know such as this👇; "one TWO, buckle my SHOE! three FOUR, knock at the DOOR! five SIX, pick up STICKS! seven EIGHT, lay them STRAIGHT! nine TEN, a big fat HEN!" I tell you folks, some nursery rhymes even makes realistic sense than some of these empty charismatic rhymes spiced up with curry and thyme, making many Christians to become full of HIGH EXPECTATIONS with NO ACTIONS; with a lazy mentality towards hard work and productivity because they've been "thymed" and "curryd" with some new year psyche rhymes! My dear, you better follow the nursery rhyme and BUCKLE YOUR SHOE and get to work!

As we have stepped into the new year, the early birds, who will be early enough to peddle this covetous gospel of going for early miracles, will catch the fattest, gullible worms. Go for early miracles by sowing early seeds and giving your firstfruit, in order to score early goals. GO FOR EARLY MIRACLE We can learn from football teams and their coaches- When winning a match is critical, *they go for early goal*.....They adopt this strategy for some reasons; (1). To weaken their opponent such that their opponent will tend to give up on them (2). To raise their hope that they will most likely win the match (battle) since they have started well In the same vein, you need to score early goal(s) against your enemy so that you can be further motivated as you journey through the year. Go for early miracle by exercising faith in God and doing the needful as you are inspired by God. Launch your God given arsenal from left, right and centre until you see the hand of God show up for y...